Sunday, September 9, 2012


Here are a few of Ben's latest nuggets of wisdom:

Me: Ben, why are you screaming?
Ben: Because I have geese in my mouth.
Me: You have geese in your mouth?
Ben: Yes, and I have to scream to get them out.

Ben, to Mike: I'm going to sweep you up and throw you in the garbage.

Me: Let's go in the kitchen and make some chicken nuggets for lunch.
Ben: No, mama. Let's get in the car, drive to McDonalds, get chicken nuggets, and bring them home. Okay? (I swear we do not eat at McDonalds that often. Maybe once a month.)


  1. I love the sweeping one, too funny! Tucker was just asking for nuggets the other day because Jack had some when he was out with his buddies. We were on our way to Target and I was distracted and Tuck asked and I mumbled, "maybe" (long pause)"no, I don't think so" and Tucker sighed and said "I wish you would go back to the first answer."